You might be someone who enjoys a spot or running at the weekend or you might be a seasoned pro who loves a marathon or two in your spare time. You may even be someone who spots people running down the street from the comfort of your own home, wondering why they’re doing what they’re doing. Whoever you are, and whether you like to run or not, you’ll definitely enjoy what we consider to be the funniest tweets about running…
[friend is telling me about running a marathon] *raises hand*
“So you like did this on purpose?”— Boo! or whatever idk (@SortaBad) October 20, 2015
I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day.
— moody monday (@mdob11) May 14, 2014
woke up in running clothes. really admire drunk me and her ambitions.
— Sapna Maheshwari (@sapna) October 26, 2014
Me normally: Ugh running is evil, make it stop.
Me injured: Ugh I love running so much, I miss it more than anything.
— Trackie Nation (@TrackieNation) November 11, 2015
Running is great, cause you forget all your problems because you’re too busy focusing on one problem, and that’s that your whole body hurts.
— Annabelle Gyngard (@aaabelle) April 19, 2017
My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one”
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) April 13, 2011
Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
— Tater ? (@TrueTorontoGirl) September 11, 2015
I don’t always run races to win them. But when I do, I lose. #pathetic #running
— Pathetic Runner (@1PatheticRunner) November 7, 2015
I always hope that when people see me outside running they think, “wow, an athlete!” but instead it’s prob more like, “Aw, good for her.”
— alyssa kramer (@kramediggles) March 1, 2014
I like all the things about running that aren’t running. (Eating carbs, comfortable footwear, being cheered.)
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 2, 2013
You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) July 7, 2013
do people running at 6am know about not running at 6am
— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) August 25, 2016
I hate when I’m running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it’s been 4 minutes.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) March 30, 2017
I’m thinking of running a marathon.
Well, I’m thinking of TRAINING for a marathon.
Okay, I just want to carboload.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) June 11, 2014
When I go running I like to dress in such a way that makes it hard for people to tell whether I’m exercising or being chased.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) April 10, 2014
The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) October 20, 2014
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